Osman
Grand Vizier · Keeper of Health
Your court awaits, my Sultan.
Osman prepares your morning ledger…
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IThe Sultan's Fuelkcal
0
remaining
Consumed
0 kcal
Daily allowance
1850 kcal
Deficit today
— kcal
IIProvisions
Protein · your treasure0/170 g
Carbohydrate0/155 g
Fat0/60 g
Fibre · your weakness0/30 g
IIIInspection of the PlatterAI
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IVEnter by handpresets
VOsman's Counsel
VIThe Waters
0.0 / 3.0 L
VIIThe Apothecary
VIIIThe Grounds
Minutes walked
30 min — begin before the iron arrives
0 min
Trained today
A session with the iron
IXThe Night
Hours slept
The truest source of your strength
0 h
Rose at
Draw this earlier, week by week
XVicesbaseline ~40/day
Cigarettes
Lucky Strike Amber 100s
0
Heated sticks
Terea Teak · IQOS
0
Coffee
~95mg each · none past mid-afternoon
0 cups
XIThe ScalesMondays
Weigh-in
Same hour, after the privy
Latest
— kg
Since start
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Weigh-ins
0 d
Daily7-day trend
XIIThe Ledger's Arc 7 days ›
Calories
Cigarettes
XIIIOsman's Watch
Let Osman remind me
Nudges for water, physic & walking (while the app is open)
XIVThe Sultan's Journal
Osman is a helpful courtier, not a physician. For your exhaustion, book real bloodwork. In distress, seek a human.