OSMAN
Keeper of the Sultan's Health
Osman
Grand Vizier · Keeper of Health
Your court awaits, my Sultan.
Osman prepares your morning ledger…
The Sultan's Fuelkcal
0
remaining
Consumed
0 kcal
Daily allowance
1850 kcal
Burned (est)
0 kcal
Net deficit
kcal
0g
Protein
0g
Carb
0g
Fat
0g
Fibre
The Waters
0.0 / 3.0 L
Provisions
Protein · your treasure0/170 g
Carbohydrate0/155 g
Fat0/60 g
Fibre · your weakness0/30 g
Inspection of the PlatterAI
No photo needed — you can also just name the dish above and tap below.
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The Day's Ledger
Osman's Counsel
The Apothecary
The Grounds
Minutes walked
30 min — begin before the iron arrives
0 min
Trained today
A session with the iron
Estimated burn today ~0 kcal
The Night
Hours slept
The truest source of your strength
h
Rose at
Draw this earlier, week by week
Vicesbaseline ~40/day
Cigarettes
Lucky Strike · by the pack of 20
pk
Heated sticks
Terea · IQOS · by the pack of 20
pk
Coffee
~95mg each · none past mid-afternoon
cups
The ScalesMondays
Weigh-in
Same hour, after the privy
Latest
kg
Since start
Weigh-ins
0 d
Daily7-day trend
The Day in Sum
The Ledger's Arc 7 days ›
Calories · daily
Cigarettes · daily
Osman's Watch
Let Osman remind me
A turbaned messenger appears when something needs you — water, walks, physic, protein, the Monday scales
Touch feedback
A soft tick and a gentle vibration as you tap
The Sultan's Journal
Osman is a helpful courtier, not a physician. For your exhaustion, book real bloodwork. In distress, seek a human.